The Forestry Commission van then drew alongside and one of the guys got out. "You can't park here, didn't you see the 'No Unauthorised Vehicles sign"?
Norma replied with a diatribe which involved the granting of permission by a mysterious old woman of the woods. As the authorities were clearly unimpressed by this gambit, I weighed in with "look it'll only take a couple of hours & we've driven all the way fae Aberdeen".
This seemed to do the trick, as the expected threats to lock the gate or wheel clamp the car failed to materialise. "Oh well, you're here now", said he and with that they drove off.
After the customary extended wait for Norma to get her sh*t together, we were off, striding along a wide smooth track, which doesn't appear on any map! After a couple of hundred yards this took a sharp turn to the left at a bridge over the Allt Coire Lair.
Looking ahead I could see that it then ran along, straight and level ENE, below the steep NNW flank of Meall nan Gabhar. Although following this we would be getting closer to the summit, we would also be leaving ourselves with an increasingly steep & craggy ascent.
This seemed unwise in what looked to be hard frozen icy conditions, particularly as neither of us had either crampons or ice axe. Thus, just over the bridge we headed up a steep bank and began picking our way through the scattered tree stumps & branches of a long since felled wood.
Progress was easy enough with all the boggy bits nicely frozen-up until we hit a deer fence, which Norma promptly announced she would be unable to scale. Moments later she was over and we headed SE, diagonally up the steepish slopes, now out of the sun, very nippy in the shadow of the line of broken crags and very steep frozen grass above.
I thought I'd spotted a breach in the icy defences of this barrier and so it proved as I scrambled up steep frozen grass, between masses of clear water ice just to either side and pulled over onto a rocky ledge above all difficulties.
I waited on the ledge to make sure Norma didn't stray onto either frozen waterfall and after a brief halt whilst she decided that she was knackered & coudn't follow me, she did just that without undue difficulty.
Over the lip of the steep icy band, we were soon back in the sunshine and the grassy slopes eased progressively as we approached the broad crest of a wide ridge. Beyond this the Eas a' Mhadaidh flowed under a blanket of ice & snow in the shallow corrie of Coire nan Each.
This stream was of more than passing interest, as we had a bottle with some undiluted blackcurrant juice in it and had so far not encountered any flowing water. However, there was plenty of the frozen stuff and I soon heard a cry from Norma as she took a tumble.
I shouted back a query, as to whether she had been following one of the ribbons of water ice. She replied in the affirmative and I gently suggested that it might be less painful if she stuck to the grass as much as possible.
The views were now opening up and closest at hand to the SW was the Munro Beinn Bhuidhe, looking big steep and craggy across the upper reaches of Glen Fyne. However, it was the Ben Cruachan range to the WNW which really held the attention, the contrast between the bare lower slopes and masses of glistening white snow higher up, being particularly striking.
After a short level section of the ridge, sporting a few frozen peat hags, the slopes steepened up again. I got a nice shot of Norma, who had fallen back a bit, caught in a sunbeam, as if by a spotlight, the shaft of light breaking through broken clouds.
I soon found a trickle of water emerging, disappearing and re-emerging from deeper banks of snow and I back-tracked a short distance, looking for a good place to dilute the blackcurrant juice. Once filled I drank thirstily from the bottle, as it felt quite warm in the sun, with hardly a breath of wind.
It wasn't long before Norma caught up & after taking a scoof, said "It'd better not be that", pointing to a steep, white but rocky knoll over to the right, which evidently still looked rather distant.
I assured her that it wasn't 'it' and we resumed our steady progress up the smooth, firm snowfields above. It didn't seem long 'til these were levelling out and the towering, very white pyramid of Ben Lui appeared close at hand, nicely flanked by Beinn a' Chleibh & Ben Oss.
To the right of the latter the whole of the Ben More range could be seen to advantage and right again the Arrochar Alps, with Beinn Ime looking a fine sharp peak from this angle.
Closer at hand, we looked across at the sharper, steeper sided knoll from the cairned top we were on, which I was pretty sure had the spot height 743m on the map.
Although it looked marginally lower and was uncairned, I said to Norma that out of long & bitter experience of having had long repeat trips in the past, for the sake of a foot or so of extra ascent on a neighbouring top, I thought we'd better climb it.
Although I thought she'd agreed she didn't follow as I dropped down just 50ft or so to the summit col and peered briefly down the steep, craggy and no doubt icy NE face.
A short steep climb up very firm snow soon brought me to the highest rocks and looking back across to the cairned top I could see Norma was already descending in the general direction from which we had come. This dispelled any foolhardy thoughts of descending NE down through the crags, to make a tentatively planned circuit.
As I later found oot courtesy of MacAoidh's SHills 26th Jul 2008 trip report [when he scaled the hill fae the SE, the lang way via mt. bike fae Glen Falloch], Norma had once again missed oot on a Graham by a hairsbreadth - the uncairned top I was noo on apparently being the summit.
To catch her up I then embarked on a bumslide doon the steep W. side of the summit knoll. With the snow being so firm and icy, I soon picked up speed at an alarming rate & being a convex slope I wasnae too sure that there were nae rocks below.
Thus, I dug in ma boot heels into the snow and managed to stop myself, just as the concave slope below came into view & I could see the way was clear. I then set off again, wishing that I had known & could have had one long fast slide.
After walking a short distance down a shallow, snow filled hollow, I spied some large icicles hanging from the lip of some peat hags. I sped up to try to catch Norma in a shot, who was walking beyond them but was just too slow, as I found out when getting the photo back fae Asda the next day.
Rather than heading back over to the right to join the broad ridge of our route of ascent, I headed straight down long, gently sloping tongues of hard snow on the north flank of Coire nan Each.
The slope gradually steepened up, as it narrowed, as we gradually got closer to the Eas a' Mhadaidh and I just got my hand down below me, as my legs went fae under me, to prevent my backside hitting a particularly icy patch of hard snowslope.
I crossed the stream by clambering over a concrete dam, just below the 500m contour and took a snap of Norma atop a huge boulder, not far below the dam on the other side.
I then urged her to join me, as I could see the stream was heading down into a ravine, with the hillside dropping away into steep & craggy slopes on it's true right bank. We then had to cross the combined flow of both the diverted stream & another coming down further left.
Norma chillingly announced that she would kill me if the snow bridge I was urging her to trust her weight to were to collapse, sending her into the icy waters below. Fortunately it held and we negotiated the steep hillside below & to the left of a further concrete dam.
We then turned right and followed a faint trail alongside a high deer fence on the left & the stream on the right. I had high hopes that there would be a gap in the fence at the end of the trail. No such luck however & we had to climb it once again, although at least the wooden fence posts were somewhat sturdier than on the way up.
All that remained was a short stroll along the wide track back to the car, although Norma did comment that I might have parked a bit closer to the hill, overlooking the fact that our illicit drive had saved at least an hour and a half walk in!