Just found my cat with his paws in the coal scuttle - now I'm worried about his carbon footprint.

Don't worry Dave, this type of incident can be offset by your cat taking a walk of a minimum of 15 miles, preferably in rainy or snowy conditions. I'd go for 20 miles if you want to be able to sleep at night.

Don't worry Dave, this type of incident can be offset by your cat taking a walk of a minimum of 15 miles, preferably in rainy or snowy conditions. I'd go for 20 miles if you want to be able to sleep at night.

There was a cat named Rikki the hiker
Who walked oft' with the local school master
But when on the Ben
Slushy snow stopped him then
So was bundled back down the steep clamber



Based on A Harry Griffin's Country Diary. So there has been at least one climbing cat.

Well guys my cat has offset his carbon footprint - part of it on the other cat's head and the rest on the carpet. However, talking off climbing cats his name IS Cuillin - and our other is named Munro - so who knows - they both do free-climbing on the cupboards, the settee, the window sills, the back of my chair, me, my wife ............